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"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance”)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You are one Jurassic geezer.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing)
6. I’ve got a boyfriend (who’s really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben & Jerry’s)
5. I don’t date men where I work (Hey bud, I wouldn’t even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building)
4. It’s not you, it’s me (It’s not me, it’s you)
3. I’m concentrating on my career (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I’m celibate. (I’ve sworn off *only* the men like you.)
…..and the #1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)
1. Let’s be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.”
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“ If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style. ”— Quentin Crisp
“ It’s 140 characters. It’s so few characters. If you need a ghostwriter for that, I feel sorry for you. ”— Shaq on celebrities who use ghost Twitterers, in the NY Times (via nickdouglas) (via suitep)
LOL
i miss when we were afraid to be mean to each other. our relationship was delicate. both of us were worried that we would scare the other one away, so we were careful in our words. now we have no second thoughts. our words come barreling out at each other like violent winds that feel sharp on our faces. no holds barred, no regards.
i miss when we didn’t know anything about each other. our relationship was fresh. each new day that we talked meant new discoveries about the other. now we’re racking our brains for something to say that doesn’t sound like the same things we’ve said again and again. our conversations feel like wells run dry. less stories, more silences.
i’ve changed and you’ve changed and that’s okay. as long as we change together, interwovenly. growing together instead of apart. you told me you hoped we would last forever. you probably don’t remember saying it, but i do. maybe that’s the problem.
They missed F.R.I.E.N.D.S
I went to the leasing office to get my lease renewed. I wanted to renew it for only 6 months because I don’t know if I’ll be in the same city after that. My contract with the current client expires Oct. end. So, this lady at the front desk wanted to know why I only wanna renew my lease for 6 months and not 12 months. It took me 5 minutes to make her understand that. Then she told me that if I renew for 12 months, I get 1 month’s rent free. Also, since I work for XXX company as a contractor, I can be on their “preferred client” program which lets me get out of the lease by giving a 30 day notice. So, suppose my contract gets over in Oct (and the lease gets over next March 2010), I can still get out without paying any penalty in Oct as long as I give a 30 day notice. And I get to pay the same rent. Renewing the lease for 6 months only required me to pay $50 extra per month. I need to go back tomorrow with a copy of my paystub so that they can run a credit check again and add me to the “preferred client” program. All of that is good. What got me really mad is that she was trying to tell me that EVERYONE in St. Louis pays his/her water+trash bills. Supposedly, she had some sort of a research document handy. I told her that I have friends who don’t and that the leasing company pays for it. She almost fought with me. After a long day, the last time I want to do is fight with a leasing agent in the front office. I chose not to fight back and let it pass. I get 1 month’s rent free anyway. Yes, that’s the prize I get for choosing not to fight back with her, I guess.
While I was talking to this woman, this other leasing agent tries to butt in and asks me “oh so you are a contractor”, “yeah you can just get a letter from your company, doesn’t have to be on the client letterhead blah blah”, “so your visa status is _______”. I don’t know why I responded to all these questions. I gave her a pointed look, but I wanted to really tell her “how are these questions related to my lease renewal?”
These people at the front desk remind me of those who hold positions in menial govt. jobs. This is the only way they feel like they are in power! I still feel disgusted thinking about it. And oh, she asked me to drop my paystub in the “dropbox”. As if I’m gonna do that when it has my SSN#. And I told her that! Her response: Fair enough.
“ I am full time doctor and was used to take care of my OPD.I have had one and half years of healthy practised which I terminated as I got call from US for higher education. ”— from my friend’s Orkut profile. LOL.
Hey, I still remember how to do that, too! :)
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Cinderella, a British piglet, won’t walk through mud unless she is wearing her specially adapted Wellington boots. The little piggy lives with owners and pig farmers Debbie and Andrew Keeble. (Ross Parry Agency ) !!!! from ABC: Baby Animals
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