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"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’
Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.’
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say’s to his father, ‘Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.’
The father says, ‘Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.’
The little boy replies, ‘The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.’
-via an email sent to me today
NOW WHAT?
Bought some stocks in this down market. I am thinking that I should be able to get a 20% return in two weeks, max. Too bad that Citigroup is taking over Wachovia. Citi’s stock is rising now…of course. Too many acquisitions and its stocks might actually trade lower than its competitors in the months to follow…typical M&A stock cycle, I would say.
Apart from this, the morning has been kinda slow, work wise. It’s raining outside. People are either on vacation or are working from home. Some stupid people like me, who work as contractors and don’t have a work laptop (yet), have to come to office…or lose pay.
I see no change even though I downgraded to the cheapest plan. Maybe they haven’t done it yet? What a-holes. I hate AT&T.
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xkc d wants to know how babby is formed..That is just too true. (the comic, don’t know about ‘babby’ -_- )
We need more of these for sure.
Those vending machine guys must be raking it in.
Yes, because most of the times, we are too lazy to call them up and tell them “give me my money back!!!”
Not only does my hometown have a Twitter account, but also a site with the most irrelevant news ever.
So irrelevant infact that I now know that two cars were broken into in the street I used to live when I was younger..
I just realized that my University is on Twitter and Facebook now! Twitter seems to be getting really popular.
I watched Heroes Season 3 last evening. Was very thrilled to see Peter Petrelli (spelling?). Milo looks smokin’ hawt as usual! BUT there is too much info to digest. I find the entire Mohinder-injecting-himself-and-kissing-Maya deal a little weird-funny. Still not being judgmental and will wait till Monday for the next episode. :)
And yeah, I think I’m becoming an Apple fan. Now I’m thinking of getting a MacBook. :| My iPhone is just 2 weeks old.
Maybe you hate me for saying this, but I actually like Favtape better than Muxtape :D
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